QWOP IT LIKE BERNIE!

So.. while trying to procrastinate about taking apart a light bulb (I know right?). I stumbled upon this most excellent flash game called QWOP. Now, the point of this game is pretty simple, you are QWOP, your country's soul representative for the Olympic Games. They tried but the training budget was pretty thin. That being said the players job is to control the calf and thigh muscles of QWOP to somehow finish the race. Does this ever happen? No...unless you can somehow QWOP it like Bernie.


Either way, since I do a shit ton of procrastinating I have become pretty good at QWOPing. Sometimes even going as far as 30m.

Whatever you do you gots to get at this song.

Make your girlfriend/mom a birthday present on the cheap...the real cheap

So a few days ago I realized my girlfriend's birthday was coming up. So, naturally, I freaked the hell out as I aint got no money. Being the extremely poor and extremely intelligent hacker that I am I lurked on instructabes for a while till I found this magnificent idea.

Who doesn't have a light bulb? I'll tell you who doesn't ....me. It was either take one out of the only lamp in my room or go buy some. So I went and bought some.

The time is now 12:38AM I get off work at 2PM. This gift is getting made youngbloods

Wish me luck and I will report back.

While you wait...buy this album it rules and will make your girlfriend (but probably not your mom) squeal with glee.
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